Not gonna bother you with a long intro, so let’s just sit and watch this somehow funny, yet sad video!! And then we’ll see you on Steam Store in just 2 days, on June 1st, when the game will be available for everyone! ENJOY!
The release is in a week from now, on June 1st. And what do we do?! We are making more obstacles for you to get the game!.. Or is it opportunities? More opportunities! To do what? To work, and work hard. Do stuff for us, basically… Wait, is it an obstacle or an opportunity then? Anyway, FREE* COPY OF THE GAME! Come and get it!!
The day has come!! The moment has arrived!! The BIG NEWS are here!!! …aaaand no one is reading this, ok. Everyone is just watching the teaser. Well, can’t blame you. Fine! Let’s talk after the video!!
We were sorting through the list of fixes that we want to do before the release, but then we realized that half of them do not even crash the game. And the other half is so unimportant that nobody will ever notice. The third half is so rare that it’s gonna affect, like, only 3% of players. And the last half is just too hard to fix, so why even bother… “So, are we done with the game?” – asked someone on the development team. “I guess” – the other one replied. “No! We are not done!” – protested the loudest, – “Look at the list of fixes! And we need a trailer! And localization! And how about …” – and at that moment we knew for sure: the game. is. done.
Hey, pst, want to hear good news?! We have one. Yeah-yeah, come closer, it’s a really good one, I promise! And no, it’s not a joke or a prank, ok? You trust me? Good!… Now, lend me your ears. Ready? Here comes the… Wait, you sure you’re ready?!… Ok. Good! Sit down and listen closely: …we finished the game!!
Or did we?!… Let’s find out together in our new blog post!