Today’s blog post is gonna be short, so you don’t even need to sit down! Just click the video, watch it, laugh a little (forced laughs are ok, too) and… that’s all. You are free to go break the rules in the games you usually play… OH WAIT, YOU CAN’T!! It’s the feature of OUR game, and OURS only! And it’s not out* yet! HA-HA-HA-HA–
Before we get to the point, a small introduction is to be made… Oh, you’ve already watched the trailer? Well, then go and like and subscribe to us, or follow us on every social media channel you can find. Oh wait, you did even that? Wow, we’re baffled. Go and watch the teaser, then? You’ve already watched it TWICE?! Damn we’re bad at introductions. Scrap that, let’s get to the point:
Hi, Hello, Bonjourno, Olá, Sveiki! (That last one was in Latvian! You are welcome! Now if you visit us, we could greet each other!… Not like you would, coz you don’t even know where Latvia is! Am I right?! …Annnnd you’re opening google maps.) …where was I? Oh yeah! The blog post!!
(“don’t ask me” gif of the week)
Hello, Mortals!!… and… all the others, too! We’re glad to see everyone! We don’t discriminate. Except our 17th tester! He makes fun of our game! That guy is the wo- Oh yeah, the game! The “Dude, Stop” game! Let’s talk about the game! The blog is about the game, so why should we not talk about the game! The game! The ga- LET THE BLOG ENTRY BEGIN!
Welcome! Welcome to our small but cozy blog about our game “Dude, Stop”! Once again – we cover our past and current progress, as well as what is still ahead of us, and we’re glad you’re here to listen. So pour yourself a glass of milk, sit down and we’ll continue our mysterious journey that is game development…
(one of many ways to let Player know he’s doing bad)