Dude, Stop – We have a Release date?!

We were sorting through the list of fixes that we want to do before the release, but then we realized that half of them do not even crash the game. And the other half is so unimportant that nobody will ever notice. The third half is so rare that it’s gonna affect, like, only 3% of players. And the last half is just too hard to fix, so why even bother… “So, are we done with the game?” – asked someone on the development team. “I guess” – the other one replied. “No! We are not done!” – protested the loudest, – “Look at the list of fixes! And we need a trailer! And localization! And how about …” – and at that moment we knew for sure: the game. is. done.

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Dude, Stop – The game is ready ?!

Hey, pst, want to hear good news?! We have one. Yeah-yeah, come closer, it’s a really good one, I promise! And no, it’s not a joke or a prank, ok? You trust me? Good!… Now, lend me your ears. Ready? Here comes the… Wait, you sure you’re ready?!… Ok. Good! Sit down and listen closely: …we finished the game!!

Or did we?!… Let’s find out together in our new blog post!

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Dude, Stop – Fully Voiced

NO ONE LIKES TO READ!… There, I said it! Reading is, like, looking at a lot of weird shapes and hallucinating weird stuff in your head. And what is worse – every sentence, every line, every word sound exactly the same – like your own voice!! YOU CAN BE LOUD, or be can confusing you… That’s why we don’t like to read. What we like is looking at pretty pictures or at the video below, or even better – just closing our eyes and not reading at all! That’s right! Keep on reading to find out how you can read less.

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Dude, Stop – Teaser #3

Today’s blog post is gonna be short, so you don’t even need to sit down! Just click the video, watch it, laugh a little (forced laughs are ok, too) and… that’s all. You are free to go break the rules in the games you usually play… OH WAIT, YOU CAN’T!! It’s the feature of OUR game, and OURS only! And it’s not out* yet! HA-HA-HA-HA–

*Soon, thought. Soon.

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Dude, Stop – First Teaser

Before we get to the point, a small introduction is to be made… Oh, you’ve already watched the trailer? Well, then go and like and subscribe to us, or follow us on every social media channel you can find. Oh wait, you did even that? Wow, we’re baffled. Go and watch the teaser, then? You’ve already watched it TWICE?! Damn we’re bad at introductions. Scrap that, let’s get to the point:

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