The stars have aligned! The day has come! It’s happening! We finally did it! …oh wait, the game is still not finished. Never mind, back to work. It’s just a Steam Store page, no big deal. Pfft.
We have finally managed to sort out all of our legal issues and sign the contract with Steam! It took us a week more than we thought it would (making it a couple of months), but it was worth it! Now we’re with the big boys, we’re like real game developers, ha! This feels awesome!
We had a really busy month! Or two. Three? Wait, what? How long is it past the last update? WhAt YeAr Is It?!
Anyway. We’re here to talk a little bit more about our progress. How much we did, how much we didn’t and how much is left, and… gifs! Everyone likes gifs, so we have a couple of “new” ones for you. Okay, not really new, but they’re still funny!
We did it! We hit another milestone! We finished all the puzzles!.. but now that we look at them, many have bugs, a few work badly and some don’t work at all. But wait – there’s more! The art is outdated, there’s no fun in them, they don’t feel good – the list goes on. That’s why we’re going back to the drawing board – to fix them all! And to do a couple more things as well.
So, I was talking to my neighbour’s cat once, and he all like, “meow, meow. Meow?” – and I was like, “Whaaa?”, ‘cause I couldn’t understand a thing he was saying to me. “English, please?” I asked him, but still got a “meow” in response. Then he left and that got me thinking… what if… there are people… that, you know… don’t understand English? Pow! Mind blown!
Hi! Today we’re going to tell you how we are doing (TLDR: fine, thank you) and how the development of the “Dude, Stop” is going (TLDR: fine, too) and what new stuff we can show you (TLDR: yay, stuff!).
(we’re still working on his avatar, though)